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Max - Guitars, vocals

August - Bass, vocals

Jake - Drums

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released March 1, 2013

Recorded by Russ Grazier
Mixed by Max Grazier
Thanks to Sam Robbins, Adam Jeffrey, and Jack Dewsnap for help with the group vocals on "Goldfish"

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The Poo Poo Platters Portsmouth, New Hampshire

3 dudes playing sweet music from the seacoast area.

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Track Name: Matrix
It's all in the water
You're just not looking hard enough
A word to the wise
Don't leave your girlfriend stranded in the middle of the night
She'll never forgive you

And after all I've done
I'll never fit in society
Because emo punk's not accepted
But it is to me

I'm taking a bus down to Boston
You can come if you want
There's room just for two
And I'll buy your love
And you'll buy mine
We'll sleep all day
And party all fucking night

Just keep looking
Because I'm sure they're still down there
My car keys, wallet, and old cell phone
All drifted down the drain

And after all I've done
I'll never fit in society
Because emo punk's not accepted
But it is to me

I'm taking a bus down to Boston
You can come if you want
There's room just for two
And I'll buy your love
And you'll buy mine
We'll sleep all day
And party all fucking night

But we don't have to if you don't want to
Party all fucking night
Track Name: Did You Just Call Us Bronies?!
The book sat with empty hands upon it
In the room
On an empty table
A light lit that room
She walked in through closed doors
And hit the floor
Half drunk, half stoned
And covered in blood

Please forgive me now
I feel like we're being watched
From across the way
You've got to believe me
And in the end
I'll say it, you left me out to dry
But that's all over
Just come with me
And we'll be fine

You keep saying you are fine
You keep saying you are fine
You keep on saying you are fine
You keep saying you are fine

Please forgive me now
I feel like we're being watched
From across the way
You've got to believe me
And in the end
I'll say it, you left me out to dry
But that's all over
Just come with me
And we'll be fine
Track Name: There's Thin Ice Ahead
I'm digging a hole for me to hide
So you won't see me, crash and burn
Why can't this just be like old times?
We can kiss in that car parked in that old alley way

Life's sadness
Comes from me I'm sure
Oh nevermind me
I'm like bobisnothing.com

Brock showed it to me on Facebook last Sunday
And I've never been the same since
But now I'm three meters stuck underground
From my digging, some one better save my ass

Blood red signs point east to west
But I'm heading North anyway
Lies seep in and tears weep out
When all is for nothing is nothing for all

Life's sadness
Comes from me I'm sure
Oh nevermind me
I'm like bobisnothing.com

Brock showed it to me on Facebook last Sunday
And I've never been the same since
But now I'm three meters stuck underground
From my digging, some one better save my ass

I'm three meters stuck underground!!
Someone beter save my ass!!
Track Name: Life Is A Losing Battle
My life completely changed today
when I saw you grasping hands with a complete stranger
I's never seen before
It was almost like that time
When I ran into you at the mall
And you didn't even recognize me
In my red cut off shorts

Because we're trying to keep a balance in our lives
More than ever before
And it's already starting to hurt my head
And when I pick you up
You always throw me down a hard set of stairs
And I never fully get back up

I always try to listen to your thoughts
But now their invading my mind
More than ever before
Now your back inside my arms
I guess Spraynard was right
Life Is Something To Laugh About!

Because we're trying to keep a balance in our lives
More than ever before
And it's already starting to hurt my head
And when I pick you up
You always throw me down a hard set of stairs
And I never fully get back up
Track Name: Don't Want The Wind To Blow
I just thought I should apologize for all the things that I never meant to do
Your mind is under rainbows somehow but my face is still blue
I never meant to give you off as someone that you were not
And I'm not doing too hot.

I just thought I should apologize for ruining both of our lives
Oh wait I spoke too soon I should get a clue because I'm making me wanna die
And you're so cool
How are you so cool

And the worst part is
Is that I can't stop emphasizing
That perfect night
It was the time of my life

They say that new leafs turnover
But I don't want the wind to blow.
Track Name: Absolutely
Why do we have to go to North Carolina with him?
Why can't we just stay back and watch the sun set and rise?
I'm getting fed up with your talks about leaving this town
And going on, when there's nothing to go on for

There's a big storm coming up
I can feel it in my bones
And I'm never giving up on you
You can try to shake me year after year
But I'll keep coming back for more

Maybe this is just a big joke to you
And you don't really care how I feel
But blood's been split since I last saw you
And I've given a whole new meaning to sad

There's a big storm coming up
I can feel it in my bones
And I'm never giving up on you
You can try to shake me year after year
But I'll keep coming back for more
Track Name: Sometimes
Have I gained any knowledge from my actions
Can I say that everything I do is right
Has she made up her mind on whether or not to move on
Can I be anymore awkward

Sometimes I feel like dieing
sometimes I hate myself
Sometimes I'd rather be alone than be jealous of everyone
Sometimes I feel like nothing
Sometimes I wish I didn't know her
Sometimes I think of ways to get rid of everything

f my life was perfect I wouldn't change a thing
But isn't that last part just obvious
You could say I'm under the weather
Or you could say I wanna disappear

Sometimes I feel like dieing
sometimes I hate myself
Sometimes I'd rather be alone than be jealous of everyone
Sometimes I feel like nothing
Sometimes I wish I didn't know her
Sometimes I think of ways to get rid of everything

Sometimes I feel like dieing
sometimes I hate myself
Sometimes I'd rather be alone than be jealous of everyone
Sometimes I feel like nothing
Sometimes I wish I didn't know her
This is a story about how I hate everything
Track Name: Stereotypical Jane
She lives a thousand miles away from here
Maybe she will come some time next year
I still think she loves me all the same
And better yet I still think she is not insane

I keep on twirling inside my head
Wondering why I still seem to get on by
And without your thoughts, I'd be sure as dead
As I walk past the park of Kearsarge Way

Cheap clothing districts lie below her apartment
She's got five fucking patches on her favorite jeans
I always loved her from the start when we met back in Toronto
And I'm gonna quit this life if she doesn't move back

I keep on twirling inside my head
Wondering why I still seem to get on by
And without your thoughts, I'd be sure as dead
As I walk past the park of Kearsarge Way
Track Name: Forever Unlucky
Don't complain to me
You're the reason you're stuck in this house
You came here on your own
It's not like I'm going to do anything about it
I really like you
But you don't know that
At least for now

The sun burns my eyes
As I wake up in a cold sweat
Lies bounce back in forth
Inside my war torn mind
It's not like I tried
It's not like I ever Try
But now I'm putting this 12 inch on repeat
And I hope to god that I'm still awake

Because the sky's so gray
Just be fucking blue
All my plants are dead
And I don't give a shit about you
Please tell me
That this was all a dream
But I know it wasn't
Just look at me and all you'll see is gone

She made me move
Out of my own fucking house!
That was just a metaphor
For all of those lost solemn nights
I will now live free
And I'll try not to die young
But all I know is nothing
As I'm forever unlucky

Because the sky's so gray
Just be fucking blue
All my plants are dead
And I don't give a shit about you
Please tell me
That this was all a dream
But I know it wasn't
Just look at me and all you'll see is gone
Track Name: Goldfish
Assign me a life in this world of make believe!